The Black Keys – Little Black Submarines
S’up fools. I need to clear my head a bit so here’s my attempt at doing that via subpar prose. Randomness is what got me into blogging so I’ll use it as my go to move. Y’all know how this goes. Do play along won’t you?
- Netanyahu is a damn clown. What is it with world leaders going to the UN and making complete fools of themselves in front of their peers? A cartoon bomb, Bibi? That barely works if you’re a cartoon coyote so why would you think it would work in front of the world.
- Speaking of the United Nations– I almost agree with this article wholeheartedly.
- Considering that I haven’t had a good night sleep in a about a fortnight, I actually remembered a dream. (I remember about two dreams a year. I know I have them but don’t ask me what they’re about.) While I tossed and turned last night I dreamt of being at my parents’ house using my granddaddy’s old tractor to pull stumps. I guess that’s my brain telling me that I need to pull the damn stumps, huh?
- Sports officials should never be a talking point when it comes to water cooler conversations.
- I miss blogging on the regular but I’ve been at a loss for words of late.
- Want to know what’s priceless? It was the shocked and appalled look on my coworkers’ face when she walked up to see me at my desk just brushing my beard for no damn reason. The look was very similar to the reaction to the contents of the briefcase from Pulp Fiction.
- I am not my hair though.
- I manage my fictional character’s lives as if they were real damn people whom I know. If I love, despise, or am apathetic about them like they were actual acquaintances it makes them have more dimensions.
- I want this freaking election to be over.
- China has its first aircraft carrier… but no carrier based planes. Hell, if the Chinese carrier went up against the HMCS Keisha Brown, I’m taking the Keisha Brown in a blowout. #keepthereciptfellas
- Although, I’m a caveman (Albeit, an enlightened caveman.) the fact that this study even happened is sexist. No?
That’s all I got folks. I’m probably going to be sore after this so feel free to contribute your own randomness to the discussion. I’m off to get some coffee.
Vaya con Dios.